Yo to all my homies out there remember me

you may know me as DJ or Funky D

I was gone for a minute but now I’m back

on this funky new website full of crap

well now that your here let me explain

what there is on site to full fill your brain

on your left you should see things to click upon

including stories, messages, jokes, and songs

I update this site quite a lot you know

so don't forget to check back every week or so

well I suppose that’s all I have to say

oh yeah, one more thing

MR HOWKINS IS GAY!!! 

Hey yo yo yo, this is supa rokin mista magic on da mega mika phone yo, holdin it down on DJ's Funk House. We gone get our funk on right here homes flake. No way you gona beat funky shit here cause when I be getin down, you be with a frown, like a sad clown yo. So we gone get our funk on,  common yal lets JAM right here, we don't need no penut buta. Ahhh yea, an I got one more thing to say. Any of yo sucka ass busta's gona copy this funky shit right here, I'm gone bust yo ass silly fool.